it's a luvlee life, OMG, i can't fucking wAiT to talk to my mom about Skrillex now

In approximately 31 days and some hours I will be turning 30, this post has made me feel that I have earned each and everyone of those years and has allowed me to calm down about my impending olderness. I have (thankfully) never heard of this Skrillex, though I recall a rant regarding dubstep on the local “alternative” station just yesterday. I was hoping this post was about some new type of pot or pan. Can I officially start with the “get off my lawn” thing now, or do I have to wait until January 1?